i sat by the ocean

carpaydiem:

it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in



morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug

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clubpenguln:

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*



fatallywhimsical:

benedictbooty:

Remember Wendy Davis?

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You know, the badass democrat who fillibustered for 11 hours straight to conserve women’s rights in Texas?

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Well, this wonderful and amazing woman has announced her campaign for Texas governor!

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Let’s show her some goddamn support!



spoopybelgium:

the fun thing about getting to know yourself and your sexuality is to look back on your childhood memories and think

wow

that was really fucking gay



supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


that-one-narshe-in-the-bushes:

brittonius:

everyone. everywhere. everyday

ITS SAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE


blazedegg:

jesus you’re suspended for a week for making water to wine and selling it in chocolate milk cartons 

blazedegg:

jesus you’re suspended for a week for making water to wine and selling it in chocolate milk cartons 




oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy


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