I get the biggest hard on every time I see cas being the biggest baddest shit in the land and giving zero fucks about your salt guns or your demon infestation because fuck you I’m a motherfucking angel of the goddamn lord and you will respect the goodness in humanity or I will tear your world apart.
My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”
I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
#Sam’s like DEAN I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU PROJECTING YOUR BIG GAY PANIC ONTO ME
*This is not the Winchester I want to flirt with*
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
if I offered you $20, would you take it?
How about if I crumpled it up?
Stepped on it?
you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?
Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.
The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.
if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.
What we do for ourselves dies with us What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal
when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb
What if mermaids live really long - and the longer they live, the bigger they grow?
(I guess the bigger they grow, the harder it is for them to stick their torso and even their head out of the water. That’s why no one ever sees the big ones. And definitely never the huge ones.)
A bit late to the party, but here’s my contribution to the Catalog of Merfolk. I didn’t have nearly as much time to finish this as I wanted, but I have to be up in 5 hours so this will have to do!