it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in
what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug
bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*
Remember Wendy Davis?
You know, the badass democrat who fillibustered for 11 hours straight to conserve women’s rights in Texas?
Well, this wonderful and amazing woman has announced her campaign for Texas governor!
Let’s show her some goddamn support!
the fun thing about getting to know yourself and your sexuality is to look back on your childhood memories and think
that was really fucking gay
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
jesus you’re suspended for a week for making water to wine and selling it in chocolate milk cartons
if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name
He’s a fuck boy