i sat by the ocean
baby: dd d dde..dd-da
dad: daddy? :)
baby: desu
dad: its a fucking weeb


ugly:

how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot



robotmango:

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”



gayjxde:

goforeverforworseorbetter:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

the URL makes it so much better



When your parents say “get ready” and take way longer to get ready than you do



yungterra:

some asshole: haha u cant draw hands

me:

image


Annie making sure she’s allowed to swear (again) [x]



taylor-sea:

*leans against wall*

*sips a capri sun*

hey



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